Chatbox Crazy Moments!

[The Captain]

WE WANT THEM ALL.

[Nero]

Example Post. :3

[23:24:19] * The Captain rolls his eyes, thinking Kirei needs to go find Ada to play with
[23:24:52] * Kirei Shikei is already a traitor, and therefore has no business with Millennium except to destroy them. ... The group that is! Not ever member of it . . . >___>
[23:25:06] @ Kirei Shikei : *every
[23:25:24] * The Captain stares at Kirei flatly
[23:25:54] * Kirei Shikei throws a dog biscuit, it impales The Captain right into his skull . . . *
[23:26:00] @ Kirei Shikei : Whoops.
[23:26:03] @ Kirei Shikei : Threw it too hard.
[23:26:21] * Fausta Adler takes a picture.
[23:26:27] @ Fausta Adler : Zhat's vun for zhe album.
[23:26:33] @ Kirei Shikei : Hahahaha.
[23:26:40] * The Captain pulls the biscuit out of his head and kives Kirei a deadly glare.
[23:26:48] * Kirei Shikei distributes copies of that image online *
[23:26:51] @ Kirei Shikei : Now I can die happy
[23:27:03] * Kirei Shikei readies himself for his execution by dog biscuit from the Captain *
[23:27:45] Takeo : .
[23:27:55] * The Captain throws the dog biscuit trhough Kirei's stomach. Allong with his fist.
[23:28:12] * Kirei Shikei no longer has a stomach *
[23:28:27] @ Kirei Shikei : . . . Ohhh. I didn't imagine I'd go out THIS way.
[23:29:06] * The Captain flicks the top half of Kirei's body off the lower half.
[23:29:45] * Kirei Shikei lower half falls, while his top half gets lodged in a concrete wall *
[23:30:01] @ Kirei Shikei : *Muffled* I honestly expected to die in much more painful fashion ...
[23:30:36] * Fausta Adler takes another picture.

[Fausta Adler]

[01:01:34 04/11/11] * The Captain sits on Fausta
[01:02:53 04/11/11] * Fausta Adler can no longer breathe.
[01:03:44 04/11/11] @ Kirei Shikei : . . .
[01:03:50 04/11/11] Heinkel Wolfe : not necessarily a bad thing
[01:03:53 04/11/11] * Fausta Adler starts to turn blue.
[01:03:56 04/11/11] * Kirei Shikei picks Captain up and sets him down on a sofa *
[01:04:18 04/11/11] * Kirei Shikei puts the Captain on a sofa named Takeo *
[01:04:31 04/11/11] * Fausta Adler flails on the floor, gasping and coughing.
[01:04:38 04/11/11] @ Fausta Adler : Heavy bastard!
[01:05:00 04/11/11] * Heinkel Wolfe steps on Fausta's neck
[01:05:08 04/11/11] Heinkel Wolfe : I missed zhis.
[01:05:10 04/11/11] Takeo : ಠ______ಠ
[01:05:44 04/11/11] @ Kirei Shikei : . . .
[01:06:00 04/11/11] * Kirei Shikei being the only True Neutral at the moment just drinks tea while observing all the madness *
[01:07:39 04/11/11] @ Fausta Adler : GACK!
[01:08:00 04/11/11] * Fausta Adler claws at Heinkel's leg.
[01:08:17 04/11/11] * The Captain grabs Heinkel's leg and throws her into a wall
[01:08:18 04/11/11] * Heinkel Wolfe repeatedly stomps on her head
[01:08:35 04/11/11] * The Captain gives Heinkel a look like, "That's MINE."
[01:08:35 04/11/11] * Heinkel Wolfe leaves a human shaped hole in the wall.
[01:08:36 04/11/11] * Fausta Adler grabs Heinkel's foot and bites it.
[01:08:52 04/11/11] Heinkel Wolfe : ................................ouch.


I'm everyone's punching bag again. |:<

[The Captain]

Troll Cap is a Troll

[00:12:27] * The Captain sits on Konrad.
[00:12:55] Konrad : ...
[00:13:22] * The Captain arches a brow as if to say, "Problem?"

[The Captain]

00:12:27] * The Captain sits on Konrad.
[00:12:55] Konrad : ...
[00:13:22] * The Captain arches a brow as if to say, "Problem?"
[00:17:25] Takeo : .
[00:17:36] Takeo : Oh, call me Taco.
[00:17:48] * The Captain nods. Taco it is
[00:18:14] * The Captain starts doodling on Konrad's face.
[00:22:05] Konrad : .
[00:22:19] * The Captain draws a monocole.
[00:22:22] @ The Captain : *Monocle
[00:23:04] * Konrad blinks
[00:23:24] * The Captain then draws an epic mustache.
[00:24:26] Konrad : I accept this
[00:24:47] * The Captain draws a swastika on his cheek.
[00:27:55] Konrad : You are VERY heavy, you know that?
[00:29:58] * The Captain draws football grease under Konrad's eyes and gives him a firm nod as if to say, "Now you are ready."
[00:31:24] Konrad : Am I?
[00:31:39] * The Captain nods again.
[00:32:23] Konrad : Very well, then

[The Captain]

[01:36:03] * The Captain sits on Taco
[01:37:54] * Ulrich Novikov cracks his neck
[01:37:55] Ulrich Novikov : Mk
[01:38:33] Takeo : ...
[01:38:47] Takeo : From a glorious Lieutenant in the Imperial Army... I have been reduced to a couch?!?!
[01:38:55] * The Captain silently nods
[01:39:23] Ulrich Novikov : I might change my name yet again -.-
[01:39:58] * Ulrich Novikov shifts. Alright. Until I finish this sheet I won't know my name.
[01:40:01] Konrad : Lieutenant in the Imperial Japanese Army...couch....basically the same thing
[01:40:26] (Haven't decided) has logged off the chat on Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:40 am
[01:40:26] (Haven't decided) joined the chat on Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:40 am
[01:40:41] Takeo : Aren't you a Lieutenant in the Waffen SS whom also happens to be a couch?
[01:40:56] Konrad : But I am no longer the couch
[01:41:00] * The Captain points to the drawings on Konrad's face
[01:41:04] Takeo : Because I think, its time for all Lieutenants to rebel from this indignity!
[01:41:07] Takeo : Oh.
[01:41:12] Takeo : A painting canvas now.
[01:41:31] Konrad : And that is FIRST Lieutenant Canvas to you

[01:42:56] * Konrad strokes drawn on moustache
[01:45:33] * The Captain draws an epic moustache on Taco
[01:46:28] Takeo : From a couch to a painting canvas... MORE INDIGNITY!
[01:47:39] (Haven't decided) : Yea. It seems your nothing but a versitile object. Lol
[01:47:49] * The Captain draws a taco on Taco's cheek
[01:48:02] * (Haven't decided) blinks
[01:48:12] Konrad : .
[01:48:19] * Takeo pulls off the taco and munches.
[01:48:57] * The Captain draws a swastika on Taco's cheek, and a Japanese Imperial rising sun on the other.
[01:49:10] (Haven't decided) : o.o
[01:49:15] * (Haven't decided) backs away slowly
[01:49:58] * The Captain then draws football grease under Taco's eyes and gives him a firm nod, as if to say, "Now, you are ready."
[01:50:07] Takeo : ...
[01:50:14] Takeo : DISHONORABAH.
[01:50:48] * The Captain gives Taco a questioning look.
[01:51:26] (Haven't decided) : Uh huh...
[01:51:43] * (Haven't decided) pulls out a large gun that, when fired, displays a flag with writing.
[01:51:49] (Haven't decided) : I won't um
[01:51:52] (Haven't decided) : need to use this, will I?
[01:52:05] * The Captain impales (Havent DEcided) with the maker
[01:52:07] @ The Captain : *Marker
[01:52:15] Konrad : Nice accent
[01:52:22] (Haven't decided) : o.o
[01:57:04] * The Captain quirks a brow at (Haven't decided) as if to say, "Problem?"
[01:57:46] * Konrad is holding a Paznerschrek. "QUICK, CAPTAIN! GRAB ZE PANZERSCHREK!"
[01:57:54] * (Haven't decided) blinks and wonders if they should make a character that is comic relief.
[01:58:32] * The Captain does so?
[01:58:42] @ The Captain : *Honk*
[01:59:14] * Konrad fires the panzershrek and flies off with the Captain, the trail of smoke saying FACISM

[Konrad]

[04:04:20] * The Captain sits on (HD)'s head
[04:04:38] (Haven't decided) : um. That's my head there dear.
[04:04:40] * (Haven't decided) blinks
[04:04:52] * (Haven't decided) pokes Cap'n'
[04:05:01] * Konrad is suddenly dressed like The Fury. "I CAME BACK FROM SPACE!"
[04:05:07] * The Captain stands and steps on HD's face
[04:05:39] * The Captain suddenly tackles Konfuryrad
[04:05:50] * (Haven't decided) muffles under the boot and can see the words "Und now vu know vat it's like to veel the boot."
[04:06:21] * Konrad is protected by the NED helmet
[04:06:45] * The Captain lights Konfuryrad on fire
[04:07:19] * Konrad activates jetpack and flies into the ceiling, exploding into a pair of giant flaming banshee heads
[04:07:30] (Haven't decided) : Poor, what ever name I give them.
[04:07:44] * The Captain thinks that the mummy was a pretty cool film.

[The Captain]

[22:41:17] Moderator status given to takeo by Adelaide von Sommer
[22:41:34] Takeo has been kicked by Takeo
[22:41:36] Takeo joined the chat on Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:41 pm
[22:41:42] @ Takeo : I always wanted to do that.
[22:41:42] @ Konrad : Hmm
[22:41:50] @ The Captain : >>;
[22:42:00] Moderator status given to Konrad by The Captain
[22:42:09] @ Takeo : Alright, he says he is having difficulties, can you attempt to call him?
[22:42:14] @ Fausta Adler : Still nothing. My phone is dead silent.
[22:42:15] @ Konrad : Now I don't feel left out
[22:42:19] * The Captain wants to know if Konrad is happy now

[Adelaide von Sommer]

[23:25:23] * The Captain is literally speachless

[23:25:44] @ Adelaide von Sommer : Not like that's anything new >>;

[23:25:48] Fausta Adler joined the chat on Fri 4 Nov 2011 - 23:25

[23:25:54] @ The Captain : Har de harr harr

[23:26:06] @ Fausta Adler : I see what you did there.

[Adelaide von Sommer]

@ Adelaide von Sommer : brb dudes

[23:34:18] @ Takeo : Guess its you and me, Captain.

[23:34:29] @ Takeo : I wonder why Adelaide left, I think she may be unto you, Captain.

[23:34:54] @ The Captain : . . .

[23:34:58] @ The Captain : >>

[23:35:00] @ The Captain : <<

[23:35:01] @ Takeo : Yes, I agree.

[23:35:12] @ Takeo : Ade probably plans to ban you.

[23:35:16] @ Takeo : OH NOEZ!

[23:35:18] * The Captain holds a finger up to his lips in a shushing motion

[23:35:30] @ Takeo : Okay, I'll keep it a secret.

[23:35:35] @ Takeo : Apparently Ade doesn't know I told you.

[23:35:39] * The Captain nods.

[23:35:52] @ Adelaide von Sommer : wait wat

[The Captain]

[12:09:22] Seras Victoria (not yet) : Category A is Incognito, Luke and all those
[12:09:36] @ The Captain : Luke is an Advanced FREAK
[12:10:12] Seras Victoria (not yet) : Card said he would see him as Category A
[12:10:25] @ The Captain : Yeah
[12:10:34] Seras Victoria (not yet) : Except him nobody else cares what power level they are, so...
[12:10:38] @ The Captain : But Alu didn't know he wasn't a natural vamp
[12:11:00] @ The Captain : Luke said "I was made to be your death"
[12:11:09] @ The Captain : Indicating that he is in fact a FREAK
[12:11:39] Seras Victoria (not yet) : "You can dance if you want to, Luke. You can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don´t dance, and if they don´t dance, then they are no friends of mine."
[12:12:16] @ Takeo : An overestimation on Alucard's part.
[12:12:23] @ Takeo : He said so himself over his disappointment.
[12:12:33] @ The Captain : I concur
[12:12:41] @ Takeo : Luke was a weirdo anyways.
[12:12:48] @ Takeo : Headshot with a Jackal to his head, he somehow survives.
[12:12:56] @ Takeo : Shot to the legs? It blows them clean off.
[12:14:12] @ Takeo : Alright, you're good to go and well approved.
[12:14:31] Seras Victoria (not yet) : Well you see, Luke had a forcefield made of Plotkai.
[12:14:48] Seras Victoria (not yet) : One strong enough to withstand bullets, but he forgot to activate it when running away.
[12:17:17] @ Takeo : He could've activated his super speed to run away.
[12:17:40] @ Takeo : Never got why he couldn't just zip his way across instead of just running the old fashioned way.
[12:17:49] Seras Victoria (not yet) : Another plotkai he forgot to activate.
[12:18:15] @ Takeo : He was really asking to be killed. Forgetting to activate them plotkai. >_>
[12:18:37] @ The Captain : Yes

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